talk_like_a_x

defmodule TalkLikeAX.Lingos.Pirate do
  def map() do
    %{
      "gerund" => %{
         "ing" => "in'",
         "ings" => "in's"
      },
      "words" => %{
         "i'm" => "i be",
         "isn't" => "be not",
         "it's" => "'tis",
         "that's" => "that be",
         "we're" => "we's",
         "you're" => "you be",
         "you've" => "ye",
         "address" => "port o' call",
         "admin" => "helm",
         "afraid" => "afeared",
         "am" => "be",
         "an" => "a",
         "and" => "n'",
         "are" => "be",
         "award" => "prize",
         "beer" => "grog",
         "before" => "afore",
         "belief" => "creed",
         "between" => "betwixt",
         "big" => "vast",
         "boss" => "admiral",
         "bourbon" => "rum",
         "box" => "barrel",
         "boy" => "lad",
         "bring" => "bring",
         "business" => "company",
         "businesses" => "companies",
         "calling" => "callin'",
         "canada" => "Great North",
         "cash" => "doubloons",
         "captain" => "cap'n",
         "cheat" => "hornswaggle",
         "comments" => "yer words",
         "country" => "land",
         "dashboard" => "shanty",
         "disconnect" => "keelhaul",
         "do" => "d'",
         "dollar" => "doubloon",
         "dude" => "pirate",
         "employee" => "crew",
         "everyone" => "all hands",
         "eye" => "eye-patch",
         "family" => "kin",
         "fee" => "debt",
         "female" => "wench",
         "for" => "fer",
         "food" => "grub",
         "friend" => "matey",
         "friends" => "me hearties",
         "gin" => "rum",
         "girl" => "lass",
         "girls" => "lassies",
         "go" => "sail",
         "good" => "jolly good",
         "group" => "maties",
         "halt" => "heave",
         "hand" => "hook",
         "hello" => "ahoy",
         "hey" => "ahoy",
         "hotel" => "inn",
         "internet" => "series o' tubes",
         "invalid" => "sunk",
         "is" => "be",
         "island" => "isle",
         "jail" => "brig",
         "kill" => "keelhaul",
         "king" => "king",
         "lady" => "lass",
         "leg" => "peg",
         "logout" => "walk the plank",
         "male" => "pirate",
         "man" => "pirate",
         "map" => "chart",
         "manager" => "admiral",
         "money" => "doubloons",
         "month" => "moon",
         "my" => "me",
         "never" => "nary",
         "no" => "nay",
         "of" => "o'",
         "over" => "o'er",
         "page" => "parchment",
         "person" => "scallywag",
         "posted" => "tacked to the yardarm",
         "president" => "king",
         "prison" => "brig",
         "quickly" => "smartly",
         "really" => "verily",
         "relatives" => "kin",
         "religion" => "creed",
         "ring" => "ring",
         "rob" => "pillage",
         "robbery" => "piracy",
         "role" => "job",
         "say" => "cry",
         "sailor" => "jack tar",
         "seconds" => "ticks o' tha clock",
         "shipping" => "cargo",
         "small" => "puny",
         "soldier" => "sailor",
         "sorry" => "yarr",
         "spouse" => "ball 'n' chain",
         "state" => "land",
         "steal" => "plunder",
         "stranded" => "marooned",
         "supervisor" => "Cap'n",
         "sword" => "cutlass",
         "telescope" => "spyglass",
         "the" => "tha",
         "them" => "'em",
         "thing" => "thing",
         "this" => "dis",
         "to" => "t'",
         "vodka" => "rum",
         "we" => "our jolly crew",
         "whiskey" => "rum",
         "whisky" => "rum",
         "whip" => "flog",
         "wine" => "grog",
         "with" => "wit'",
         "woman" => "wench",
         "work" => "duty",
         "wow" => "blimey",
         "yah" => "aye",
         "yeah" => "aye",
         "yes" => "aye",
         "you" => "ye",
         "your" => "yer"
      }
   }
  end
end