talk_like_a_x

gerund:
  ing: in'
  ings: in's
words:
  "i'm": i be
  "isn't": be not
  "it's": "'tis"
  "that's": that be
  "we're": "we's"
  "you're": you be
  "you've": ye
  address: port o' call
  admin: helm
  am: be
  an: a
  and: "n'"
  are: be
  award: prize
  beer: grog
  before: afore
  belief: creed
  between: betwixt
  big: vast
  boss: admiral
  bourbon: rum
  box: barrel
  boy: lad
  bring: bring
  business: company
  businesses: companies
  calling: "callin'"
  canada: "Great North"
  cash: doubloons
  cheat: hornswaggle
  comments: yer words
  country: land
  dashboard: shanty
  disconnect: keelhaul
  do: "d'"
  dollar: doubloon
  dude: pirate
  employee: crew
  everyone: all hands
  eye: eye-patch
  family: kin
  fee: debt
  female: wench
  for: fer
  friend: shipmate
  gin: rum
  girl: lass
  girls: lassies
  go: sail
  good: jolly good
  group: maties
  hand: hook
  hello: ahoy
  hey: ahoy
  hotel: inn
  internet: series o' tubes
  invalid: sunk
  is: be
  island: isle
  jail: brig
  kill: keelhaul
  king: king
  lady: lass
  leg: peg
  logout: walk the plank
  male: pirate
  man: pirate
  manager: admiral
  money: doubloons
  month: moon
  my: me
  never: nary
  no: nay
  of: "o'"
  over: "o'er"
  page: parchment
  person: scallywag
  posted: tacked to the yardarm
  president: king
  prison: brig
  quickly: smartly
  really: verily
  relatives: kin
  religion: creed
  ring: ring
  role: job
  say: cry
  seconds: ticks o' tha clock
  shipping: cargo
  small: puny
  soldier: sailor
  sorry: yarr
  spouse: ball 'n' chain
  state: land
  supervisor: "Cap'n"
  the: tha
  them: "'em"
  thing: thing
  this: dis
  to: t'
  vodka: rum
  we: our jolly crew
  whiskey: rum
  whisky: rum
  wine: grog
  with: wit'
  woman: wench
  work: duty
  yah: aye
  yeah: aye
  yes: aye
  you: ye
  your: yer