sheldon

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
Does it affect me? Then suffer in silence.
You're welcome. And if he has twins, we can do all kinds of neat experiments on them.
Too bad Leonard
I know the real reason you never made progress with that idea. You thought of it September 22nd 2007. Two days later, Penny moved in and so much blood rushed to your genitals, your brain became a ghost town.
I'm exceedingly smart. I graduated college at fourteen. While my brother was getting an STD, I was getting a Ph.D. Penicillin can't take this away.
The correct animal for inter-species super soldier is the koala. You would wind up with an army so cute, it couldn't be attacked.
I have never said that you are not good at what you do. It's just that what you do is not worth doing.
Too bad, I'll have a virgin Cuba Libre.
The only way you'd be able to make a contribution to science is if they resume sending chimps into space.
I am not crazy, my mother had me tested.